I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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