Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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