..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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