Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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