return my video game
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Randomize
