You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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