found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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