break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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