I'm jealous of your bromance
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize