Tell her she can't have a vagina
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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