dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
