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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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