singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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