Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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