Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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