no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hate your face
I'm jealous of your bromance
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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