that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
either way he was missing a nipple.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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