none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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