i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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