You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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