Porn is love you can see.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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