It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
