The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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