ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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