New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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