I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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