I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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