Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
