What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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