Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You can't special order awesome
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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