Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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