69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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