I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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