Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Randomize
