I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I need water and some morals
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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