TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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