she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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