yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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