I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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