She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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