They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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