idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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