You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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