found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My feet surprised me
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