We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I just sharted jello shots
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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