Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I booty called her while she was in labor.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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