So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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