even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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