I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Michael Bay diarrhea
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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