Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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