I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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